so fucking done
I lost it at emo
oh God this~
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
Oh my god.
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I got Misha on the phone at work and when we first started talking one of the kids came up to me and said “Miss. Heather I need to use the bathroom………are you on the phone with your boyfriend?” and Misha said through the line “Yes”
It took melike 5 minutes to reblog this because I was screaming
JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS
JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS
JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS
are we surprised?
I’M SOBBING
THIS WHOLE POST
laughing way too hard. They are like a sports bra for mens junk.
😳 just died from this
amazed
